The human heart stripped of fat and muscle, with just the angel veins exposed.
"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"
Hampster in a teeny knitted sweater!
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
As the moonlight turns all of us to werewolves
And sunrise, it’s just a gorgeous bedtime,
The way the light hits the cheap wine.